PWNT by Pete - New Blog

Some videos that I really like are more painful than funny, but if any of you are like me, then painful is funny. So I've started a new blog called PWNT by Pete (there is a link at the side of my page as well). If anyone would like to see funny or painful videos they find posted on my blogs, email my with a link to the video and a description of what it is. I'll give proper credit to submitters and link to their sites if they'd like. I've already had one blogger ask for a video to be posted (Paintball Headshot on PWNT by Pete) and I'd love for more people to get involved.

My email is peter.godwin12 at gmail.com

Steps - Deeper Shade of Blue

Many of you might remember this one by Steps. Earlier this morning one of my female acquaintances was reminiscing about the good ol' days and showed me this video. She said she used to listen to this song and dance along with the music video. For some reason I think this video was a lot cooler a few years ago than it is now...

Anyways, this video is just way too gay to go unnoticed. God bless the 90's.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

This is awesome; I have no idea how they got the voices to sound so perfect. The lyrics are superb, and all the characters flow like bad asses. Well, C3PO raps about some super gay shit, but come on, what did you expect?

Horny Animals

When animals do this stuff, everyone thinks it's funny. When I do this stuff, everyone calls the police. We live in a backwards world, damnit.

David Blaine Street Magic

David Blaine is one of the most amazing magicians of our time, but he is also the creepiest. This parody is brilliant in how it captures the essence of David Blaine...

Funny Animal Clips

I love animals and this video makes me incredibly happy. Well, except for the part where the dog gets cheated on. That's terrible.

Crazy Germans

This video recently went over 10,000,000 views on YouTube. The fact that the commentary is in German takes it to the next level of funny...

The Bezerker - No One Wins

I can't get enough of this video and this band. I can only imagine what kind of crazy shit they do to warm up for shows (smoke meth, sacrifice virgins, etc...)

This is Real

I don't care what anybody says, this is real and this kid had to die. Think of how terrifying it was for him to wake up right after he was launched. Awesome.

The Future is in the Hands of Our Youth

If that is the case, then God help us all...

Unforgivable Commercials

Fritz at his craziest - and youngest. This is the earliest footage of Fritz Stansson that I know of, and clearly, he's always been hilarious. One begins to wonder if Fritz and Hodge live with their parents in the suburbs; I believe they are outside in all these videos because they are afraid their parents are going to think they're nuts. I would be a little concerned if my son was angrily speaking about fucking and killing bitches and grabbing his friend "Orpheus's dick for him." Or I would think my son is hilarious.

• "You'ze a bitch, and I'm ain't."

• "You ain't no virgin, is you?"

• "Went to Home De-POT, saw a lot of bitches."

• "Took her to management and reported a problem."

• "...but I ain't never seen a bitch turn away a dick."

• "We was slangin' rock and drankin' forties like it wudn't nuttin'." (This is how I roll)

• "Look here BITCH.... we wanna run train."

• "I took out my nigga Orpheus's dick for him, put it in her pussy."

• "She was flabbergasted."

• "A bitch walked up..." (I say this one randomly with no coherent context, I don't know why I think it's so funny)
  

• "I'll show you what I like... went out to the shedhouse, got a chainsaw, came back in, hacked her brain in two pieces, picked it up, ate it, threw it up, took her to the family..."

• "I took out my knife, cut off her nipples, made her give me head, took a crap in her face, loved her, hated her, blew her brains out."
  

Unforgivable #4

The last and final episode from the Unforgivable series (don't worry, there's extra footage coming in my next post). Fritz Stannson is at his best; he clearly has improved his improv skills from the earlier episodes. Most of the Unforgivable quotes I use in day to day conversation originated here...

• "Wassup, ya CUNT."

• "I'm looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole."

• "He was from high school - PISSIN' ME OFF." (favorite quote of all time)

• "Nigga what sport you play, you lil' panzy?"

• "I took him by hist wrists. Cut his wrists. Cut 'em. Vertically."

• "He was on the floor dyin', makin' a scene."

• "I'm 'bout to call Bovice, we 'bout to run train on you bitch!" (brilliant)

• "Of course he abided."

Unforgivable #3

I think this is the funniest of the entire series. It's short, sweet, and fucked up - just the way I like it.

• "You know with Bovice involved."

• "Lil' cunt, I know she is."

• "Kinda nervous sounding, made me pissed off."

• "You ain't gonna be no virgin after tonight." (I find myself saying this one a lot)

• "Go back to sleep nigga if you know what's good for you - nigga dozed off real quick."

• "Listen bitch, it's your time to lose that v-card, hand it over."

Unforgivable #2

Here is the second episode in the Unforgivable series...

• "Can I spend the night tonight, and for two weeks straight?"

• "I got there, round 7 o'clock - pissin' me off."

• "Went out on the porch - SMOKED A BAG OF METH. Then I smoked a lil' crack after that."

• "Bitch, that's just my B.O."

• "I'm gonna make 'em make me sandwiches all night."

Unforgivable

The Unforgivable series is a classic. The only way I can do myself and my blog of funny internet stuff justice, is to start out with the Unforgivables. I've wasted hours of my life reciting parts of these back and forth with my friends and family - I can only hope you've done the same. If not, it's never too late to get started. Here is the first Unforgivable...

Here are some of my favorite quotes from this episode, feel free to add more:

• "I want a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries...for FREE."

• "Bitch who told you to sit down? You better wait for my request."

• "Bitch you ain't no nerd?"

• "Hold on bitch, you better not have no brother."

• "Well I have two [brothers]. Bitch, that's a mistake."

• "She took it to a new level, started jackin' me off while she was suckin' my THANG."

• "I gotta nut - yea - I gotta nut, so??"

• "I nutted in her pussy, got her pregnant!"