Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Unforgivable #4

The last and final episode from the Unforgivable series (don't worry, there's extra footage coming in my next post). Fritz Stannson is at his best; he clearly has improved his improv skills from the earlier episodes. Most of the Unforgivable quotes I use in day to day conversation originated here...

  • "Wassup, ya CUNT."
  • "I'm looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole."
  • "He was from high school - PISSIN' ME OFF." (favorite quote of all time)
  • "Nigga what sport you play, you lil' panzy?"
  • "I took him by hist wrists. Cut his wrists. Cut 'em. Vertically."
  • "He was on the floor dyin', makin' a scene."
  • "I'm 'bout to call Bovice, we 'bout to run train on you bitch!" (brilliant)
  • "Of course he abided."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

im bout to call bovice. we bout to run train on you bitch!
lmao hahahahaha

Bovice said...

How could you forget this one:

"Well, I mean, I have a boyfriend…"

"Bitch…NO-ONE ASKED THAT."