Q. Where's Maggie?
A. Oh... dear boy. Forget about her. She wasn't meant for this life.
Q. What did you do to her?
A. Hahaha... what did I do to her? She... she did this to herself. She let this filth, this world into her mind. She was so caught up with her TELEBOX and ETHERWEB that she didn't stop to see what was really going on.
Q. What are you talking about? What was really going on?
A. Her hair smelled like juniper... she could sing... ohhhh.... she could sing. She took everything for granted, her house, her family, her food, her clothes. She saw the world as it was on the TELEBOX, just scripts and actors and happy endings. She found love and excitement on the ETHERWEB. She found me.
Q. .....
A. *smirk* ...oh she found me. My avi was chillin' by a tree in 6 Barton 001026... the topic was "13 looking for bf"... how could I resist? Her avi was HOT... pink hair, black dress. She stood out from the crowd. We made our way through the tweens and found a house. I said, "How old is ya?" She said "I'm only 14." I took out my cyber-dick so fast and stuck it in her cyber-mouth. Fucked her face then her pussy... got a lil taste of that ass. Cyber of course. My nut never tasted so sweet.
Q. Wait, you drank your own nut?
A. *grumble grumble* *tongue flutter* *grumble grumble* *tongue flutter*
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My name is Pete and I spend most of my time on a never ending e-quest for amusement. I usually come back to the same content time and time again, so I've decided to start a compilation of what I deem to be the funniest shit on the internet.
Feel free to email me with suggestions of what you'd like to see on the site -> peter.godwin12 at gmail.com
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